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Dear Valued Customer

from Concerts for Introverts Live by @ Little Spiral @

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dear valued customer
your call is important
stay on the line
your call will be answered in the order its been received
dear valued customer

thanks for waiting on hold
my name is little spiral
and i'll be happy to assist you today
i see in my system that you filed a ticket
about your loneliness
and were not satisfied with our service
i can understand how frustrated you must feel
i appreciate the opportunity to assist you today
what's your member number?
it's the 9 digit code on your invoice

we're here to help
we're here to help
we're here to help
we're here to help

dear first name variable
i've asked our department manager
to escalate your
ticket of loneliness
we appreciate your patience
just send proof of id
that your first name is valued
and your last name is customer

we're here to help
we're here to help
we're here to help
we're here to help

thanks for your patience
let me direct you to
our creativity department
where you can learn how to
express your inner feelings
in healthier ways
than berating a call center
operator
just trying to assist you today

we're here to help
we're here to help
we're here to help
we're here to help

dear valued customer
dear valued customer
dear valued customer
are you still on the line?

credits

from Concerts for Introverts Live, released September 8, 2022
Recorded live during Concerts for Introverts, Nov-Dec 2021
Written, performed and recorded by Suzanne Yada
Mixed by Nigel Brown at Studio Greenhouse
(c) 2021 Suzanne Yada

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@ Little Spiral @ California

@ Little Spiral @, a.k.a. Suzanne Yada, is a piano-pop singer-songwriter who writes at the intersection of technology and heart. She mixes her indie pop, classical, blues and electronic influences with her background in poetry, media and the internet to create clever little piano pop songs for the digital age. Fans of Tori Amos, Mary Lambert, Fiona Apple & Regina Spektor will feel right at home. ... more

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